LIVE · — holders · — qualified · ~5 min cycle → ~10 min payout
Hold the coin. Get paid in realDell.
Every cycle the machine claims the fees, buys real tokenized Dell Technologies (DELL)
stock on-chain, and airdrops it straight into every holder's wallet — automatically.
One stock, all Dell. Hold 500,000+ $DELL; the bigger your bag, the bigger your slice.
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How it works
Buy, hold, get paid in real Dell — automatically
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Hold 500k+
Hold at least 500,000 $DELL to qualify. Your share of every airdrop is proportional to your bag — no claiming, no lockups.
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The vault buys DELL
Creator fees pile up on-chain. Each cycle the vault claims them and buys real tokenized DELL stock right on Jupiter.
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Airdropped pro-rata
After each ~5 min cycle the DELL is streamed out in batches over ~10 min — straight to every qualified holder, split by bag size. Real stock, in your wallet.
What's my cut?
Estimate your DELL airdrops by bag size · live from the current pot
Your $DELL bag
$DELL
Your share of each drop
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Estimate only — based on the current pot, average drop size, and a $5-min cycle (288/day). Real yield varies with creator-fee volume, holder count, and the DELL price.
Check your bag
Paste any wallet · see the DELL it's been airdropped
Last 12 drops
One DELL buy per cycle, distributed to every holder
Recent airdrops
Live from the dispenser — newest first
Questions, answered
The machine, in plain English
How do I get the DELL?
Hold at least 500,000 $DELL in your wallet. Every cycle the machine airdrops tokenized DELL straight to you, sized to your share of the pot. Nothing to claim — it just shows up.
What funds the airdrops?
pump.fun creator fees. Each cycle the bot claims the fees, buys DELL on Jupiter, and ships it out. It can only ever spend what it has provably claimed — the dev's SOL is never touched.
Is this real Dell stock?
Yes — the machine buys tokenized DELL equity (a Token-2022 asset on Solana, 1 token ≈ 1 share) on the open market each cycle and airdrops it straight to qualified holders.
Do I have to claim or stake?
No. No claiming, no staking, no lockups, no wallet connection required to receive. Hold the coin in any Solana wallet and the DELL is airdropped to you automatically.
How big is my cut?
It's proportional — your bag ÷ all qualified holders' bags, applied to every drop. Bigger bag, bigger slice. Use the calculator above to estimate yours.
Is this affiliated with Dell?
No. This is an independent, memecoin-style concept for entertainment — not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representing Dell Technologies, and not financial advice.